I Heart Eldika

I have had a cleaner for the last four weeks. Her name is Eldika. She is a present from my son, who has been temporarily between flats and staying with us – but when he leaves next weekend he will be taking her along with him. It’s a bit of a pity my son is […]

Crunchy Nut Lambrini

I have a Freshers Week Update. Daughter has survived Week One at university and this morning/afternoon ate her crunchy nut cornflakes from a mug that still tastes of last night’s Lambrini.

In the same call she asked me if I knew what Colour Catchers are. I replied yes. They are inventions for hungover eejits who […]