Don’t Stand So Close to Me……

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1346787/Sting-Trudie-Styler-reveal-secret-strong-30-year-marriage–tawdry-sex.html

Sting and Trudy Styler making the nation barffffff by banging on and on about their sex life is hugely entertaining, not least because it inspired one of my all time favourite jokes:

Q – What do Sting and Trudy’s Tantric Sex antics and a Plumber’s Appointment have in common?

A – You stay in […]