Don’t Stand So Close to Me……–tawdry-sex.html

Sting and Trudy Styler making the nation barffffff by banging on and on about their sex life is hugely entertaining, not least because it inspired one of my all time favourite jokes:

Q – What do Sting and Trudy’s Tantric Sex antics and a Plumber’s Appointment have in common?

A – You stay in […]

Big Spender Small Seat

Went to the Menier Chocolate Factory to see the musical ‘Sweet Charity’ which is tipped for a transfer to the West End.

My seat cost £27 and was a plank of wood so low to the floor that I sat with my cheekbones between my knees. Numb-bumitis would have been a pleasure. I suffered maximus […]