Poncy Bonkers


It was BAFTA night 2014! So I slapped on some sparkly eyeliner , popped a cocktail umbrella into my Ovaltine and settled down for a night with the stars.

I was yearning glitz and glamour but instead got Stephen Fry who is looking very much like a bloodhound these days. He spoke mostly in […]

Boo Hoo for Stella

I can’t stand Snotting Hill celebrities with kids in top fee paying schools who BLEAT about how difficult their state school/private school choice was to make. Oh, and how much their social conscience hurts them.

I feel their pain – in my ass. Can you hear me Stella McCartney ?