Strictly Furniture Village

It was Strictly Furniture Village tonight, and most of the cupples took a week five dive.

Bad back Natalie is a dancing advertisement for Ibuprofen, or miraculous cures….

I want a pretty back like Abbey Clancy’s.

Deborah and Robin fannied about too long with a table before getting started on their Viennese Waltz.

Dave danced […]

Michael Ball’s Bidet

The couple sat in front of me tonight in the cheap seats at the theatre chewed each other’s faces, ears and necks until the lights went down.

As the music started they stopped snogging and he put his arm around her shoulder to pull her close. To hold that position he needed to rest his […]


Strictly at Wembulleeeee was certainly different.

It started off with some Savage strutting from Robbie, and Ola got her bumcrack out as a special treat but it was wasted in such a vast arena.

Can Russell get away with wrist dancing for much longer? And has he stolen Michael Ball’s hair? Being ‘fired’ at the […]