Skates and Fleas and Witches

Between Christmas and New Year we had our annual family excursion to Somerset House Ice Rink and the theatre. This year we bought tickets for ‘A Flea in Her Ear’ at the Old Vic which was SO bad it gave me A Bug Up My Ass as the tickets at £30 apiece times twelve of […]

Cap Fear

I have cauliflower knees. When did that happen ?

I noticed them, all white and bulgy, in the changing room at Marks and Spencer when I tried a dress on that may now have to become a top over trousers. I’m wondering if Spanx do strangulation tights that might lift and flatten them.

I want […]