Guff and Gussets

I went to the cinema to see The Judy Dench Show The Not Best Exotic Marigold Hackneyed Waste of Two Hours You’ll Never Get Back Formulaic Hotel yesterday. I was sat in front of a group of bus pass holders who smelt of gin and laughed long and hard at the occasional sex and drug […]

Harry Potter, Postman Pat and Burglar Bill

Harry Pottered-out at 3am after a midnight screening of The Deathly Hallows Part 2 my three daughters came home and managed to leave house keys in the front door lock. This was discovered not by my husband who left for work at 7am, but by the postman who came at 8am.

He rang the doorbell […]