Georgeous Gone?

It cannot be true that Georgeous Clooney is engaged.

Because the last time I turned down his proposal of marriage he promised he would always check back to see whether I’d changed my mind before asking anyone else…..


George Has Been Re-Listed

Georgeous Clooney has broken up with his latest girlfriend.

In E-Bay speak, he has been re-listed.

I would write a long post on the relationship psychology behind this bit of gossip, but I have to go and bleach my moustache in case Georgeous comes to my part of the world any time soon…….

And let’s […]