Strictly Piles and Delia

My analysis of this week’s Strictly is that grumpmeister Len must have piles.

Poor Susanna and Kevinfromheneverevengotstarted – they were out of the Swingathon before they’d even swung. And she’s gorgeous, so why do her seeeexxxxy moves make me wish she’d put a cardigan on?

Where is the eye contact between Natalie and Artem? I […]