Brucie and Big Bird

Woo hoo , Strictly’s back!

Tess came as Big Bird. Brucie is one more mistimed gag away from a bath chair/checked rug combo, and Darcey lost her hairbrush.

The wonderful-wonderful Dave Archer looks lean and mean for this series, and he so needs sequins on those headphones.

I predict Aliona will have a lot of […]

Strictly Shimmying

Danni and Vincent did well with their teeny twirls on Saturday night, even if Vincent was looking ever so slightly ‘Where’s Wally’-esque.

Michael was doomed after his plank inspired Samba. He channelled Napoleon Dynamite and Natalie balanced a giant feather duster on her head. I guess the great British public were just too gobsmacked to […]

And They’re Off !

It’s going to be a CLASSIC Strictly year on this weekend’s showing.

Highlights were Michelle Williams being all bounce but no boogie. Is she related to Janice Dickinson ? Felicity Kendal wore a big bird dress and has got to stop wrinkling her nose because it stopped being cute in 1978. And Paul Daniels got […]