Strictly Jaliona

Movie week  would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha Cha.

Kellie and Kevin’s Charleston was every bit as good as it should have been considering she is a trained dancer and teacher.

Ainsley’s penguin inspired Cha Cha Cha was a great fun disco dance. P,p,p. pity about that.

Georgia wiggled her waggle through a getaroom Rumba, which clearly annoyed Len and so  he gave us a flash of his manopause grumps.

Helen and Alijaz danced a FAB-U-LOUS  Foxtrot

DanielDanny and Kristina’s Cha Cha Cha? I watched it, appalled that I’d actually put a tenner on him to win. I think he’s special but I’m beginning to wonder in which way…..

Kirsty and Brendan danced a dog awful American Smooth to a toon from Lady and the Tramp.

Peter Andre Paso Dobled dressed as Jack Spaarow and then danced a stroppy camp flamenco – figure that out.

I reckon Jamelia and Tristan are having behind the scenes ding-dongs, and it shows in their dances.

Jeremy Vine’s spaghetti leg Charleston was a hoot and a holler.

Anita got a Moira Stuart haircut and then she and Gleb danced an American Horny.

Jayliona nicked the night with a mammoth cool jive. It should have had TENS.









1 comment to Strictly Jaliona

  • Julie

    Jay;s dance was the best I’ve ever seen – he should have had tens all round. His legs were all bendy. I looked at John Travolta’s version from Pulp Fiction and Jay was much better! Katie Derham wins the “I love myself” award this week! Your blog is fantastic.