Goo Goo GaGa

Aaaah, so sweet! So the baby Prince has left hospital and gone home. Unlike Kay Burley of Sky News. She is waiting outside the Lindo Wing for a brother or sister to arrive. That woman needs just one thing to do her job better. A gag.

It turns out Mr Anna May shares a christian […]

George Has Been Re-Listed

Georgeous Clooney has broken up with his latest girlfriend.

In E-Bay speak, he has been re-listed.

I would write a long post on the relationship psychology behind this bit of gossip, but I have to go and bleach my moustache in case Georgeous comes to my part of the world any time soon…….

And let’s […]

Skips Drips and a Dead Sparrow

I fancied a water feature in the garden and told Mr Anna May. He got all excited because a DIY job to start and never finish is right up his shed.

My briefing was thorough – it had to be tasteful, small, spherical, quiet and sunlight catching – and there would be severe penalties (bad […]

Gee Thanks!

A big thank you to the HUGE number of people who have contacted me with messages of support after the explosive ‘This Morning’ debate with Katie Hopkins.

Anna May x



Name Dropping

It was the first time I had been invited on ITV’s ‘This Morning’ and events went off like a firework……..

This was mostly thanks to Katie Hopkins who put forward the opinion that being working class is a contagious disease that she doesn’t want her children, little Posh and Poshellas , to catch.