The Highs and Lows of Dressing Up

Eavesdropping on December 31st got me this gem……..

“Where are you going for New Year’s Eve?”

“To the pub”

“A pub?”

“Yes, but a nice one…”

“Are you dressing up?”

“Yes, but then dressing down. A bit.”

“Mmmmn…if it was me – for a pub – I think I might dress down and then up […]

Supermaket SCANdal!

I spent the final hours of New Year’s Eve in the arms of another man. It was the security guard at my local supermarket, and no he didn’t look like George Clooney – but he did look very annoyed. His hat fell off in the scuffle that ensued when he tried to stop me leaving […]