Cap Fear

I have cauliflower knees. When did that happen ?

I noticed  them, all white and bulgy, in the changing room at Marks and Spencer when I tried a dress on that may now have to become a top over trousers.  I’m wondering if Spanx do strangulation tights that might lift and flatten them.

I want apple knees.

2 comments to Cap Fear

  • Julie Pereira

    a dress over trousers – what sort of look is that? that will look like you don’t get out much.
    Its ok to have cauliflower knees so long as your feet don’t smell like cabbages.

  • Julie, this is SERIOUS!
    Anna May x