Ho Ho Voodoo

A friend sent me an email with some real life quotes from a book called ‘Disorder in the American Courts’ and this exchange gave me a laugh out loud moment , voodoo you or voodon’t you think this is funny ?

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo

and here’s another

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

2 comments to Ho Ho Voodoo

  • Debbie

    Very funny – can’t imagine why anyone would ruin a pair of Gucci’s (sweats or not) by wearing Rebooks.

    Hope you are ready for tonight’s Oscar Awards….

  • admin

    Debbie, my hair is curled, my lips are plumped and my scones are buttered. Go Mickey Rourke Go !