What puzzles me most about the media storm that has been whipped up by her  capricious comment/no comment stance is that - according the the newspapers - two detectives turned up uninvited on her doorstep last week. They were there to ask if she wanted to make a complaint. Same paper described Katie Jordan Price Andre as ’mortified’ by their line of questioning and how she very firmly told them that she had nothing to say.

When was the last time two policemen turned up at your door on spec to ask if you maybe  had a crime you fancied reporting?

I know someone who called the police recently after a burglary in their home. 4 DAYS LATER a police officer arrived. If this victim of crime wanted a better service perhaps after dialling 999 she should have said in an M&S advertisement  style voice “This isn’t just any burglary….it’s a celebrity burglary.”