Strictly Horny

It was a scary week for me on Strictly because even as an uber fan I was much more interested in my cheese – manchego and somerset brie – and crackers than the mostly mediocre dancing.

Katie is getting clobbered week in week out by the judges and, although I am not Little Miss Wrinklenose’s […]

Strictly Jaliona

Movie week would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha […]

Strictly Good Start

Wooooohooo – Strictly is back, and so am I!

The show gives me bum ache – I can’t miss a minute, I even lap up the brain dead video trails before each dance.

BUT – if Tess Daly doesn’t stop bawling “The audience loooved it!” to each contestant after their dance I might just have […]

Down with Dairy

Never mind what the weather people say – there is a tornado on it’s way.

My dog and snake eating vegetarian gapper daughter is heading home from the other side of the world. One week from now I will be neck high in dirty laundry and arguing with her about everything from Plato to […]