My husband doesn’t know who Oprah Winfrey is.
I know this for sure because at breakfast today he asked me if we were going to the opera. I tried opera once, and it hurt my sinuses. I said no way and asked him where that question came from when he was clearly busy with his […]
Oscars 2011 – what was good about it?
Oprah presenting an award in a gorgeous black and grey dress that worked her bosom/waist ratio to perfection.
Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban together in the front row, they are so SWEET. They make me feel all blushy shy just gawping at them.
Batty posh Helena Bonham […]
I have today e-mailed Gordon Brown and promised him my vote if he will arrange a small detour for HMS Albion between Santander and Plymouth.
I need the warship to nip over to New York and collect my pre paid copy of Kitty Kelley’s Oprah Winfrey biography, or trashography. According to a message I […]
Two men came to my house today and turned me on, and about time too.
My Sky TV blew up ten days ago and I have been ‘without functionality’ since. This meant that a programme that lasted an hour actually took an hour to watch – I was without recording or fast forwarding or pausing […]