But sod. make that double sod,  Strictly – I’ve been to the theatre to see Priscilla Queen of the Desert and I loved it so much I considered hiding in the loos so I could go back in for the next performance. The razzle dazzle ‘em singing,  dancing and costumes made tonight’s  Strictly feel like Newsnight  by comparison.

I am going to bed now to dance and sing it all through again  in my head, and in tribute to the sensational cast  I will be wearing only  my  priscilla-pink feather boa.