Witter and Glitter

My favourite part of the Strictlyganza final was the group dance. Who knew that Dan Lobb and Rory Bremner had been contestants this year? Edwina hefted on to the floor wearing a dress that was pure Queen Mother and facial expressions that were totally porn star, and Anita emoted all over the place all over […]

Downturn at Downtown

Downton Abbey is on the slide. I’ve hit the fast forward button several times since it’s comeback, a move inconceivable during the first series.

In Sunday’s show when the jilted Anna turned up at the pub to find her runaway ex fiance Bates behind the bar and got the line “Half a cider, please?” it […]

Strictly Surprised!

I knew it would entertain me, but Weekend One of Strictly managed to big time surprise me, too:

Rory Bremner came on grinning and looking just like Chucky from the horror films

Lulu bombed, and I’m not talking about her Time Bomb brand of face creams

Dancy Nancy’s glamour bod is so irresistable that even […]

Strictly Sensational 2011

It’s going to be a VINTAGE year, I can tell already.

Tonight’s theme was game old birds: Tess Daly wore a Sesame Street big bird jumpsuit and introduced Dolly Parton who was dressed in Mother Goose style gauchos.

Edwina Currie was done up as half Queen Mother and half showgirl. Lulu is clearly this […]