Silly Billy

I didn’t get a even a half decent frock, shoe or jewellery hit from The Oscars last night because so many of my favourites only appeared in the ‘Popped Off This Year’ tribute.

Talking of corpses – what has Billy Crystal done to his face? It looked steamrollered. As a compere he did a good […]

Pam-tastic

Pamela Stephenson! The woman rumbaed with such grace and poise that her age had nothing to do with the wonder of it. OK. That’s the praise out of the way. Let’s get back to some uninformed criticism…….

Peter Shilton and Boris Karloff – separated at birth?

Felicity Kendal rumbaed mostly with her lips and […]

And They’re Off !

It’s going to be a CLASSIC Strictly year on this weekend’s showing.

Highlights were Michelle Williams being all bounce but no boogie. Is she related to Janice Dickinson ? Felicity Kendal wore a big bird dress and has got to stop wrinkling her nose because it stopped being cute in 1978. And Paul Daniels got […]