Strictly So-So Semi

A couple of dances into the semi final and the judges were so grumpy wumpy I was wondered if only Tess and Claudia would make it to The Final.

Anton and Katie slaughtered their Charleston. And their Waltz was wobbly. I can’t bear that she thinks viewers are voting for her when actually it is […]

Strictly Seaside

Can I just say that Peter Andre starts every sentence with “Can I just say…” and that it makes my gills tighten with irritation. Being in the bottom two is going to make him creep for his Strictly life, which is going to be painful to watch.

Jamelia finally got voted out – I ‘ve […]

Strictly Horny

It was a scary week for me on Strictly because even as an uber fan I was much more interested in my cheese – manchego and somerset brie – and crackers than the mostly mediocre dancing.

Katie is getting clobbered week in week out by the judges and, although I am not Little Miss Wrinklenose’s […]

Strictly’s Hotting Up

Gleb’s chebs came out during his Samba. Does he even know that he has a partner doing her best to keep up with him ? #GleblovesGleb

Daniel O’Donnell looked like a conductor on a bus – one that isn’t going anywhere near next week’s Strictly – as he danced an American Lumpy. This is the […]

Strictly Jaliona

Movie week would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha […]

Strictly Good Start

Wooooohooo – Strictly is back, and so am I!

The show gives me bum ache – I can’t miss a minute, I even lap up the brain dead video trails before each dance.

BUT – if Tess Daly doesn’t stop bawling “The audience loooved it!” to each contestant after their dance I might just have […]