Sadly no-one on Strictly seemed to be in the mood for dancing last night. Strictly needs a kick up the sequinned ass because it now  feels like we’re limping to a dead cert final with Ricky whittle as the winner . If  Ali Bastian would only Dita Von Tease herself up a bit maybe there could still be a competition ? 

Yesterday afternoon I went to see the Jersey Boys in London which was FANTASTIC. My falsetto Cherie Baby was the envy of the entire upper circle. I  turned  heads when  I gave that number some lung love. A pigeon dive bombed me outside the theatre which warmed up my voice nicely.