Strictly Fireworks

Dancing that bouncy, flippy Charleston Peter Andre was finally as good as he thinks he’s been right from the start of the series.

Carol is so dreary and in their lift poor Pasha looked like a nurse hauling his elderly patient out of bed to sit her on the commode.

Helen Rumbaed with Alijaz. I […]

Strictly Horny

It was a scary week for me on Strictly because even as an uber fan I was much more interested in my cheese – manchego and somerset brie – and crackers than the mostly mediocre dancing.

Katie is getting clobbered week in week out by the judges and, although I am not Little Miss Wrinklenose’s […]

Strictly’s Hotting Up

Gleb’s chebs came out during his Samba. Does he even know that he has a partner doing her best to keep up with him ? #GleblovesGleb

Daniel O’Donnell looked like a conductor on a bus – one that isn’t going anywhere near next week’s Strictly – as he danced an American Lumpy. This is the […]

Strictly Jaliona

Movie week would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha […]

Strictly Average

For 11 months I have been on the edge of my sofa waiting for Strictly to return and…….so far I can take it or leave it.

The celebs are proving to be a bland bunch (other than Jeremy Vine last week, he truly danced like no-one was watching) and as yet there hasn’t been a […]

Strictly Good Start

Wooooohooo – Strictly is back, and so am I!

The show gives me bum ache – I can’t miss a minute, I even lap up the brain dead video trails before each dance.

BUT – if Tess Daly doesn’t stop bawling “The audience loooved it!” to each contestant after their dance I might just have […]

Vine,Vanessa and Ducks

Hellllllooooooo! I’m back. I would have blogged earlier but I’ve been thawing out after after my summer holiday in Northumberland. I can finally type again now that I have picked the ice shards from my eyes.

We were staying in a cottage that was so luxurious it made me want to do a Lord Lucan […]