The Tousled Blonde Hair of The Law

Which celebrity would you choose to arrest you if you got on the wrong side of the law? I bagsy George Clooney, as long as he was armed with a pair of fluffy handcuffs.

Pity the bloke who got arrested earlier today and found London Mayor Boris Johnson heading up the dawn raid – http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2001046/Boris-Johnson-police-raiders-bust-drugs-suspect-Rambo.html

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