Sweet as Pumpkin Pie?

I’ve had three Trick or Treating knocks at the door tonight.

The first was a seventy year old man saying that if I didn’t give him a can of beer he would pee in my porch.

The second was two Vicki Pollards (sixth formers I reckon) who were fully face loaded with neon makeup and […]

Skates and Fleas and Witches

Between Christmas and New Year we had our annual family excursion to Somerset House Ice Rink and the theatre. This year we bought tickets for ‘A Flea in Her Ear’ at the Old Vic which was SO bad it gave me A Bug Up My Ass as the tickets at £30 apiece times twelve of […]