The Gary Rhodes Delusional Dancer Award 2011

I’m weary and in need of a Strictly surprise to get me excited for the spurt to the finish. It’s all got soooo predictable…..

Maybe Tess could tell Brucie to shut the fook up mid feeble gag – or not gurn for, say, thirty seconds at least? Or Dave Arch and his band could be [...]

Strictly Early….

Karen Hardy is for the chop on this year’s Strictly Come Dancing – could that be because her moves are ever so slightly farmyard ? She has a lovely smile but I’ve suspected for a while she’s dancing on trotters.

The poor woman should have got a free pass from the BBC for this year [...]