My favourite part of the Strictlyganza final was the group dance. Who knew that Dan Lobb and Rory Bremner had been contestants this year? Edwina hefted on to the floor wearing a dress that was pure Queen Mother and facial expressions that were totally porn star, and Anita emoted all over the place all over […]
I’m weary and in need of a Strictly surprise to get me excited for the spurt to the finish. It’s all got soooo predictable…..
Maybe Tess could tell Brucie to shut the fook up mid feeble gag – or not gurn for, say, thirty seconds at least? Or Dave Arch and his band could be […]
I knew it would entertain me, but Weekend One of Strictly managed to big time surprise me, too:
Rory Bremner came on grinning and looking just like Chucky from the horror films
Lulu bombed, and I’m not talking about her Time Bomb brand of face creams
Dancy Nancy’s glamour bod is so irresistable that even […]
It’s going to be a VINTAGE year, I can tell already.
Tonight’s theme was game old birds: Tess Daly wore a Sesame Street big bird jumpsuit and introduced Dolly Parton who was dressed in Mother Goose style gauchos.
Edwina Currie was done up as half Queen Mother and half showgirl. Lulu is clearly this […]