Strictly Glum Dancing

First things first – Tess Greyly has developed a really irritating habit of repeating, in the style of Les Dawson, what the judges have to say to the cooples. Write her some lines of her own, somebody please.

Meanwhile, on the dance floor it was a moody and not at all magnificent night.

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Trimtastic

What is a pirate’s favourite shop? Aaaaaaaaargos!

My husband went there on Saturday and bought a hair trimmer. On the box it said ‘Cut Your Own Hair!’ and there was a picture of a Donald Trump lookalike smiling. He handed the hair trimmer to me. I told him I preferred to go to the hairdresser […]