Talking of costumes. IAN AND JADE. Her outfit was like a David Attenborough show all on it’s own -  a fishing net and a giant moth habitat combined.  And I don’t care what Brucie says, Ian is my favourite. Last night he looked like his hair had been dipped in icing sugar and his bottom half in black molasses. He is adorable and they were genius together. I think people voted for them to be in the dance off so they could reprise the hunt for  Ian’s belly button.  Does he actually have one, is it in the wrong place or has he had it surgically filled/removed for ergonomic reasons ?  This is my big worry of the week. 

 It was all going wrong for poor Flavia last night. She was suffering from acute ’Is my fringe too short in this - itis?’  Yes,Yes,Yes.  And having to get to grips with a partner who in spite of a full week of Rumba rehearsals decided on the night to dance a Scottish jig whilst singing Karaoke. I have pasta sauce down the front of my pj’s to prove how much I enjoyed their twirl into daftness.