Nicole/Papa/Pyjamas

Last night I was on BBC Radio 5 Live defending a man’s right to wear pyjamas. Guy Ritchie is apparently guilty of a crime against good taste because he was photographed on his doorstep in jim jams earlier this week. He was waving off his gorgeous new girlfriend at the time. She is umpteen years […]

Taxis and Truants

The cab driver who turned up to to take me to the BBC Radio 5 Live Studio tonight opened the car door for me, helped me diddle with the seat belt and called me a very pretty lady. He undid all his good work in a stroke by saying I reminded him very much of […]

Booty Contest

Last week in the right corner of the BBC Radio 5 Live studio there was an ex editor of a lads mag whose name I can’t remember. Let’s call him Bloke Blokey and in the left corner there was me. And what were we sparring about? Whether the swimwear section is an essential part of […]

Purple Peaches and Denim

Last night I refused to play ball with Tony Livesey on his Radio 5 Live Show. He was trying to compile a list of things that the over forties shouldn’t wear. Of course, it was actually about what women over forty shouldn’t wear, and I kept insisting they can wear anything they want to.

Jeans, […]