Strictly Seven Go to Blackpool

 

It’s Musicals week so they let Anton, who can’t hold a tune in a bucket, sing us in….?

Then on came Tess even though she’d clearly put her head through the armhole of her dress…?

What could possibly go right after that?

Ore went off the Strictly boil after his jive a few weeks […]

Strictly Smiley Love

OK first things first – why was Katie Derham’s husband wearing a comic for the final?

And there are more questions than answers:

How come Len and Bruno declared Kellie as their winner before voting was closed? Aren’t the judges they supposed to be Switzerland?

Why was Jay and Aliona’s showdance a no-dance? It was […]

Strictly So-So Semi

A couple of dances into the semi final and the judges were so grumpy wumpy I was wondered if only Tess and Claudia would make it to The Final.

Anton and Katie slaughtered their Charleston. And their Waltz was wobbly. I can’t bear that she thinks viewers are voting for her when actually it is […]

Strictly Scandal

“Fix” yelled Jamelia all week when the word she should have been shouting was ‘Miracle!’ How did Jamelia ever make it as far into the competition as she did with those leaden legs?

After Jameliagate Peter – and can I just say he loves his kids – was a marked man and off he jolly […]

Strictly Average

For 11 months I have been on the edge of my sofa waiting for Strictly to return and…….so far I can take it or leave it.

The celebs are proving to be a bland bunch (other than Jeremy Vine last week, he truly danced like no-one was watching) and as yet there hasn’t been a […]

And They’re Off !

It’s going to be a CLASSIC Strictly year on this weekend’s showing.

Highlights were Michelle Williams being all bounce but no boogie. Is she related to Janice Dickinson ? Felicity Kendal wore a big bird dress and has got to stop wrinkling her nose because it stopped being cute in 1978. And Paul Daniels got […]