Strictly Smiley Love

OK first things first – why was Katie Derham’s husband wearing a comic for the final?

And there are more questions than answers:

How come Len and Bruno declared Kellie as their winner before voting was closed? Aren’t the judges they supposed to be Switzerland?

Why was Jay and Aliona’s showdance a no-dance? It was […]

Strictly So-So Semi

A couple of dances into the semi final and the judges were so grumpy wumpy I was wondered if only Tess and Claudia would make it to The Final.

Anton and Katie slaughtered their Charleston. And their Waltz was wobbly. I can’t bear that she thinks viewers are voting for her when actually it is […]

Strictly Horny

It was a scary week for me on Strictly because even as an uber fan I was much more interested in my cheese – manchego and somerset brie – and crackers than the mostly mediocre dancing.

Katie is getting clobbered week in week out by the judges and, although I am not Little Miss Wrinklenose’s […]

Strictly Jaliona

Movie week would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha […]

Strictly Average

For 11 months I have been on the edge of my sofa waiting for Strictly to return and…….so far I can take it or leave it.

The celebs are proving to be a bland bunch (other than Jeremy Vine last week, he truly danced like no-one was watching) and as yet there hasn’t been a […]

Strictly Good Start

Wooooohooo – Strictly is back, and so am I!

The show gives me bum ache – I can’t miss a minute, I even lap up the brain dead video trails before each dance.

BUT – if Tess Daly doesn’t stop bawling “The audience loooved it!” to each contestant after their dance I might just have […]