Strictly Sindy

Anita could have at least tried to shed a cheesey tear when partner Robin was retired early with Funnyfoot (that’s a complex medical term) and now she’s out of Strictly and probably waiting in at home for delivery of a tanker load of Frizz Ease – there’s Karma for you.

Artem took care of his […]

Strictly Sleepy

It’s 2am and because I was away from civilisation this weekend I have have only now watched Strictly through eyes that were sliding shut with exhaustion.

There was a shot of Robin lifting Anita at the end of their dance that looked exactly like he was putting her on a commode.

I thought Alex Jones […]

Strictly Frizz

Tess’s dress last night looked it came from a curtain warehouse, and does that woman get paid a salary or is she on commission for every gurny face – kindly, sympatico amazed, amused,surprised, emabrarrassed – she pulls during the live broadcast?

Let me tell you a Strictly secret. Anita Dobson is 62. Yes she is […]

Strictly Spaghetti

Nancy was reduced to doing the white wine tushy wiggle tonight. She danced with spaghetti legs and even chucked in a crotch close up for Len – but still he only scored her a mingy 5. The beautiful, fabulous, gorgeous, divine yadayadayada Nancy was more You’ve Been Framed than Strictly Come Dancing tonight..

Anita Dobson […]

Strictly Sensational 2011

It’s going to be a VINTAGE year, I can tell already.

Tonight’s theme was game old birds: Tess Daly wore a Sesame Street big bird jumpsuit and introduced Dolly Parton who was dressed in Mother Goose style gauchos.

Edwina Currie was done up as half Queen Mother and half showgirl. Lulu is clearly this […]