Strictly Settling In

Week 2 already and it kicked off with Ore and Joanne’s Cha Cha Cha. There was a snappy bit of braceography in there but I thought “Ore for that!” when it was over.

Claudia and AJ did a lovely waltz and then she fed him, changed him, burped him and put him down to sleep […]

Week 1 – Strictly Mystery ‘Celebrities’

Ooops – I am a week late to the party – but what about Strictly 2016? It’s like Strictly Come Dancing mixed with Surprise Surprise. I mean, who are these people?

Week 1 thoughts:

I predict plenty of kissy kissy for Laura NeverClappedEyesonHer and Giovanni

Nagawhowhat? and Pasha are already a bit of a bore […]

Strictly So-So Semi

A couple of dances into the semi final and the judges were so grumpy wumpy I was wondered if only Tess and Claudia would make it to The Final.

Anton and Katie slaughtered their Charleston. And their Waltz was wobbly. I can’t bear that she thinks viewers are voting for her when actually it is […]

Strictly Scandal

“Fix” yelled Jamelia all week when the word she should have been shouting was ‘Miracle!’ How did Jamelia ever make it as far into the competition as she did with those leaden legs?

After Jameliagate Peter – and can I just say he loves his kids – was a marked man and off he jolly […]

Strictly Jaliona

Movie week would have been great – if only some of the contestants had movied better…..

Carol’s quickstep wasn’t.

Anthony and Oti’s Paso Doble didn’t pack any punch. More Eye of the Tabby than Tiger.

I was wondering if Katie Derham was stuck stuck stuck to the middle of the floor in her Cha Cha […]

Strictly Average

For 11 months I have been on the edge of my sofa waiting for Strictly to return and…….so far I can take it or leave it.

The celebs are proving to be a bland bunch (other than Jeremy Vine last week, he truly danced like no-one was watching) and as yet there hasn’t been a […]

Strictly Good Start

Wooooohooo – Strictly is back, and so am I!

The show gives me bum ache – I can’t miss a minute, I even lap up the brain dead video trails before each dance.

BUT – if Tess Daly doesn’t stop bawling “The audience loooved it!” to each contestant after their dance I might just have […]

Sing In 2015

Should auld acquaintance be forgot And never brought to mind Should auld acquaintance be forgot fla bla bla of auld lang syne

Chorus: For auld land syne my dear For auld lang syne We’ll take o’ cup of kindness yet for auld lang syne

Fla bah bah hum mmmm hum bla Bla Bla hmmm mmmmm […]

Strictly Ziggy Zaggy Bobs

Caroline Flack is 35! I put her at least ten years younger. I am getting me a ziggy-zaggy bob and a fringed frock for Christmas so I can turn back time, too.

In the end I switched horses and wanted Mark Wright to win – even though his partner Karen made me feel bilious with […]

Strictly Slump

Zoe, Claudia and Tess – if there was a presenter-off instead of a dance-off I reckon the judges and the public would vote to eliminate Tess. She’s stiffer than Judy Murray and takes herself a LOT more seriously.

This week there was a dancing dip – a kind of post halloween/pre Blackpool sleepy hollow.

Two […]