Strictly Scandal

“Fix” yelled Jamelia all week when the word she should have been shouting was ‘Miracle!’ How did Jamelia ever make it as far into the competition as she did with those leaden legs?

After Jameliagate Peter – and can I just say he loves his kids – was a marked man and off he jolly […]

Strictly Seaside

Can I just say that Peter Andre starts every sentence with “Can I just say…” and that it makes my gills tighten with irritation. Being in the bottom two is going to make him creep for his Strictly life, which is going to be painful to watch.

Jamelia finally got voted out – I ‘ve […]

Strictly Fireworks

Dancing that bouncy, flippy Charleston Peter Andre was finally as good as he thinks he’s been right from the start of the series.

Carol is so dreary and in their lift poor Pasha looked like a nurse hauling his elderly patient out of bed to sit her on the commode.

Helen Rumbaed with Alijaz. I […]

Strictly Horny

It was a scary week for me on Strictly because even as an uber fan I was much more interested in my cheese – manchego and somerset brie – and crackers than the mostly mediocre dancing.

Katie is getting clobbered week in week out by the judges and, although I am not Little Miss Wrinklenose’s […]