Tesco and Tickles

Lawdy. I have just called the customer service number for Tesco Car Insurance and got the usual automated reply.

Only it wasn’t usual at all. The woman in the recording sounded so jolly it was like she’d just sucked in a alotalot of laughing gas and someone was tickling her as she read her script.

Happy doesn’t even begin to describe her near hysteria as she advises which buttons to press.

After yesterday’s news about profits and twiddly diddly dealings and crashing market values I’m guessing she’s not a shareholder.

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