So Brucie is leaving Strictly. Let’s all pretend to be sad……
OK, I’m over it already.
Now they need to do is get rid of the dead-behind-the-eyes bedsheet wearing Tess Daly and inject a bit of pizz-azz into the proceeding with one of the following combos:
Claudia the speed talking fringe and Rylan Clark
Janet Street Porter and Louis Spence
Mary Beard and Cliff Richard
John Barrowman and Emma Willis
Karen Hardy and Russell Grant
Ann Widdecombe and Anton du Beke
Dermot O’Leary and Susannah ReidohnoIcan’tbecauseIdefected fromthebbcdammit
Russell Brand and Mary Berry
Mel and Sue
Any other suggestions?