For the first time in yonks, because I had a very important occasion today, I climbed into high heels.
After 7 hours of wobble I have just levered them off and my trotters are angry. The balls of my feet feel like they have been sandpapered by the world’s strongest man.
By way of an apology I have placed them on a pouffe but they are still sulking, pulsing and hissing.
Victoria Beckham should get a Valour Award for her services to high heels. No wonder she never smiles.