Strictly’s Coming……..

I wish you all a belated happy summer – I am switching my brain off for a few weeks and will be back in September for more chats.

I plan to spend a couple of weeks lolling around eating cherries and doing a lot of thinking about:

Baby pandas – as they are possibly the […]

Hot Lovin’

So a bloke dials 999 and asks for the Fire Brigade. There was no fire in his house. His cat was not stuck up a tree. His penis was stuck in the toaster.

That image has toppled toasted bagels from high on my ‘I’d love one/some of those if I wasn’t so fat’ list. Well […]