In an amazed tone of voice Mr Anna May said yesterday, “So you can stand up, then?”
He is referring to my Wimbledon fortnight position – when I am pretty much stuck to the sofa .So much so that he refers to the championships as ‘Wimble-bum’ because I spend so much of my time sat […]
As I get older I am getting better at growing hard skin on my feet. I have tried everything to tackle my inbuilt high heels. Nothing works except a £35 session with a brave podiatrist who dons a hard hat and goggles and tackles my trotters with sharp blades and a sanding machine
Since my […]
Owls don’t mate when it’s raining. Why?
Too wet to woo.