Razzle Vagazzle ‘Em

Just had my annual Christmas gift conversation with my husband who likes to gather a few ideas before he browses Wickes or Robert Dyas for something he thinks I might like.

After thirty years he can still surprise me.  “Would you like a sugar bowl for Christmas?”  he asked all pleased with himself for coming up with such a genius idea.

He is not, as is usual, in the know. The present every woman wants this year is not a sugar bowl but a service that is lady flowering all over America – a Vagazzle. Essentially a Brazilian with crystals. Or, if you are understated kind of gal  you can opt for the cleansing, moisturising and toning treat that is the Vagacial………

‘The 50-minute treatment  involves four steps. First, skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel. Then, a papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the aesthetician extracts ingrown hairs. After that, an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied. It finishes off with an application of lightening cream.’

Oh and let’s share the love. For our menfolk  ‘Boyzilians’  are  on offer, too.

9 comments to Razzle Vagazzle ‘Em

  • Jan

    Please please tell me you are joking Anna May

  • Ginny Willis

    We will never know Jan.

  • Anna May

    No, you can both know Jan and Ginny – my husband REALLY wanted to buy me a sugar bowl for Christmas.
    Anna May x

  • Diddy

    a sugar bowl? sweet

  • I may never be the same again after reading that. Almost makes me grateful for the screwdriver set from Focus.

  • Julie

    sorry to sound stupid but why would you want lightenning cream? Why would you want any of it I guess?!! Stick with your sugar bowl or perhaps go mad and gave a new kettle. It’s lovely that he wants to buy you some personal pressies after 30 years. What do buy him?

  • Anna May

    Karen, ah – say it with screwdrivers…….how romantic.

    Julie, I buy him the same thing every year. Nothing.

    Anna May x

  • Ginny Willis

    You married people. I don’t have any of that hassle, all I have to worry about is getting to the shops in the snow to buy myself something nice.

  • Ginny Willis

    I forgot to discuss your Christmas present with George when I saw him today!! I was going to suggest he filled it with diamonds and rubys!!