Oscar is a five year old cat living in a Rhode Island nursing home who - FIFTY times in a row – has slept on the bed of a resident who then dies a short time later. Staff are convinced that Oscar is predicting who is next to pass away……
I’m no Miss Marple but I have a question ? Are the staff checking that Oscar isn’t sleeping at the top end of the bed across the airways of the doomed residents ?
No, you definitely are Miss Marple. The cat is the murderer. Gather everyone in the library, quick.
No can do Fran. It’s a nursing home – they’re all on on the commode. Commodes, that is.
Anna May x
The cat is NOT the murderer – the cat is the weapon. The murderer is whoever is smearing catfood on the victims’ faces.