It’s arrived, my age delay anti-wrinkle cream, and it has been deployed twice.
I don’t like to brag but the postman asked “Is your mummy home?” when I answered the door to him this morning.
Not really he didn’t. The only person who has commented on my turn-back-time face cream is my daughter who sniffed it, grimaced and said “It smells like bin juice. But worse.”

Call it Bin Jus and everyone will think it’s marvellous. Every fashionable French woman wears it, surely.
Great idea Fran! And every pack should have a designer nose peg inside…..
Anna May x
Don’t just slap it on —— grab yourself a straw and suck up this elixir of youth!!
Forget the straw Moya, it’d be a pint glass for me!
Anna May x