Bee Gee-pers creepers ! The Gibb brothers looked freshly dug up on last night’s Strictly. Listening to them shrieking as if their testicles were being crushed in a clamp fashioned by the devil himself was halloween hell-arious.
Highlights from last night were Alesha suggesting that Chris should tape his mouth shut……….lead by example pleassssse.
Can deluded actors dance ? Discuss. Craig.
Ricky Groves has started to take himself seriously which is a shame especially when he danced last night like he was being followed around the dance floor by a swarm of bees on a go-slow.
I have knocked a red sequinned jumpsuit - with plunging neckline and cut away sides - off the list of outfits that I planned to buy for a bit of Christmas partying. Two reasons: I’d have to Immac my midriff and the lovely lithe Orla looked like a tomato coloured huffalump in hers.

Thank goodness for catch up – I fastforwarded the whole Bee Gees sing-a-long session…..
You will look fabulous in the red jumpsuit. I quite liked the feather duster on Zoe Lucker’s bum
Debbie, those feathers could be the reason Zoe lost – aerodynamics and all that. Thanks for the jumpsuit vote of confidence.
Anna May x
Anna, your blog is always so funny and inspiring and actually worth being on the web! Well done! RM