Poor Lionel Blair-Hair. He gurned straight to the camera and sent a telepathic message to the BBC that said “Gissa Job?” on last night’s Strictly and Tess didn’t even acknowledge him in spite of his quite outstanding neck work. He craned at the camera like the old trouper that he was. Is.
Strictly broke down last night and I have a catalogue of complaints for every department…….
Producers – No Brucie and obviously no decent Plan B
Make Up – Shiny faces everywhere. Who lost the brushes and matt powder last night ?
Hair Department -Craig’s scary bottle brunette hair – much too sudden
Producers – Claudia talking nonsense on a rapid speed setting
Wardrobe – Jade’s noisy no dance knee – why didn’t she at least change out of the saloon girl outfit into her pj’s to cry if she wasn’t dancing ?
Producers – Anton and Leyla played at being Richard Gere and Debra Winger in ’An Officer and a Gentleman’ mid dance. Ugly.
Wardrobe – Brian Fortuna looked like Val Doonican dressed for a bit of apres ski in his pro dance with Kristina
Producers -Ronnie Corbett talked into Tess Daly’s navel all evening
Ola – Chris looks more like a dancing corgi every week
Wardrobe – I am seriously fed up with fringing
my biggest complaint is that my licence fee is paying for this rubbish. It was like the BBC realised on Saturday afternoon that they had toput a show out that evening. Aleisha’s doing my head in. Craig remains the only reason to watch Strictly. I think he should judge everything and be on “Celebrity” with Ant and Dec.
Go ahead and complain Anna- May——- for in the words of a well known song ” Nobody Does It Better….”
Strictly was so appalling, I’m not going to bother moaning about it… in the same way that the BBC couldn’t be bothered to anything properly on Saturday night….
Julie nand Debbie, I’m with you two – it was amateur night on Saturday.
Moya, how very dare you.
Anna May x
But Anna, that’s what made it such fun to watch. It was like Crossroads on the dance floor. Ronnie Corbett was definitely Amy Turtle. (Don’t tell me, your too young to remember)
*you’re (not your) Eek I’m making all the spelling mistakes I criticise the kids for. Blame texting
Jan, hello !
Of course I remember Crossroads. In fact Miss Diane was on TV just last week . That show had a helluva lot more glamour than last week’s Strictly ….I reckon even Benny could outdance most of those male slebs.
Anna May x