I have cauliflower knees. When did that happen ?
I noticed them, all white and bulgy, in the changing room at Marks and Spencer when I tried a dress on that may now have to become a top over trousers. I’m wondering if Spanx do strangulation tights that might lift and flatten them.
I want apple knees.

a dress over trousers – what sort of look is that? that will look like you don’t get out much.
Its ok to have cauliflower knees so long as your feet don’t smell like cabbages.
Julie, this is SERIOUS!
Anna May x