It didn’t do it for me last night. For the first time EVER watching Strictly I was a teensy bit bored and wondering what was happening over on X Factor.
Two highlights were Kristina’s ensemble that made her look like she was wearing a nappy underneath a swimming costume and Laila’s Halloweeny Incy Wincy Spider jumpsuit.
When Brendan and Jo Wood(en) stalked offstage it was the fastest and most elegantly they have ever moved together. Brendan must be hoping that being a champion strop thrower will win them some extra votes and distract from his unlucky in love woodentop partner.
And why don’t they GHD Brendan’s hair next week ? Just for a change. Go on, go on, go on. I vote they do it in the style of John and Edward from the X Factor.

I’m bored with Brucie, Aleisha and Tess and as for the contestants , they all need to lighten up and enjoy it ad dance! Joe Calzaghe completely forgot to dance so no surprises his walk got him booted off and Brendan is SOOOO arrogant. They all seem terriby nice people but they’re just not entertaining enough. As for Craig’s comment about Jo looking like a “bush kangaroo” – does that make her a Jo-ey?
Boring, boring, boring….
The judges final score – 0 (in bold and font size 96)
Julie…..Joe-ey….that’s so good I wish I’d thought of it !
Debbie, can you believe we are all calling the Holy Grail of Saturday Night TV boring? This is SERIOUS!
Anna May x
Convert to X Factor Anna, it’s so much more exciting – if only for the guest slot where a former great makes their post rehab comeback / meltdown. Car crash TV at its finest!
It’s very serious Anna-May, so serious that I may need to drown my sorrows in the a bottle of Moet that’s in my fridge!
So tedious this series, the celebs are awful selection, who the hell are they? Claudia is boring with that dated show, roll on Nigel Lythgoe new show.