It was ALL about Ian and Jade on Strictly tonight.
Firstly…. Ian’s trousers. Viewed from the back they reminded me, mid salsa, to add beef tomatoes to my shoppping list for tomorrow.
Secondly, a mystery/whodunnit. Where was his willy?
ps : And can any druggie celebrity now get their very average sounding 13 year old god-daughter a star spot on BBC primtetime TV ? I despise the ”It’s who you know” mentality that denies real opportunity for genuine talent. Especially when it’s my compulsory licence fee that’s paying for it.

I guess we’ll be seeing the Beckhams kids on Strictly at some point if they are going to go down “who you know” route.
Those red trousers were very intriguing – they could have swopped outfits and still looked good. “Strictly” is losing it a bit and as for Amy Winehouse’s niece, I’m glad I’m she’s not my Auntie as I don’t think I could have sung. As for Alisha – she’s so pretty but vapid. She told four contestants they’d “really got the party started”. I could so be a better judge than her.
Maybe he tuckd it in!!! He is my favourite though.
Debbie, lets hope the Beckham boys can sing bcause their mum can’t !
Julie, Alesha sounds more like Tifffffannnnnnneeeeeee from Eastenders every week.
Ginny, TUCKED IT IN??????
Anna May x
Perhaps Ian is a ” shapeshifter” and can shift various parts of his body around or even make them disappear!
There’s the answer ! His a shapeshifter and therefore destined to be this year’s champ.
Anna May x