My Georgie Baby – that’s George Clooney to you - has had the bags under his eyes surgically removed. I am bereft. I suck on those bags in my dreams as he lies in my lap asking me if I am OK in his best Dr Ross from ER voice.
A lot of his louche yet twinkly seen a lot, done a lot, kindly but so very naughty appeal was stuffed into those eye bags. I’m going to bid for them on E Bay if I get a chance and use them as my HRT dispensers.
But I CAN forgive him anything and if he’s got no eye bags for me to suck, I’ll settle for licking out his ears instead.
Did I mention I’m a bit of a fan ?
And there, ladeez ‘n’ gennlemen, the difference between the genders. I can’t imagine a man ever saying “check those delicious bags” about a woman. Tolerate, ignore, totally not notice – any of those; but actively hanker after?
Men – shallow beasties, ain’t we?
..unless they are on her chest ?
Anna May
Like I say – shallow beasties, ain’t we.
Gorgeous George shouldn’t have had surgery full stop – he looked all rustic and craggy. I was busy and couldn’t attend the premiere so now I’m wating for him to call.
Is there an ‘after’ photo somewhere?
Hello Emerging Writer,
Thanks for your comment – I LOVE your blog ! Here’s a link to an article in the Daily Mail with supposed before and after pix –
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1220754/How-dare-George-Clooney-bag–thats-MY-job.htm
Mike – tut ,tut.
Julie, Hands Off.
Anna May x
Now now children, play nicely.
Anyway, I can’t believe Gorgeous George (as Julie so brilliantly put it) has given into Hollywood peer pressure and had any form of surgery…. I’m going to pretend I haven’t seen the Daily Mail link!